"Don't Worry, It’s Not My Blood" Funny T-Shirt

🩸 “Don’t Worry, It’s Not My Blood” Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Halloween Shirt • Dark Humor Tee • Spooky Season Adult Graphic Shirt 🩸

Got a sense of humor that’s a little… concerning? Perfect. This “Don’t Worry, It’s Not My Blood” T-shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for Halloween, horror lovers, true-crime binge-watchers, and anyone who thrives on slightly unhinged sarcastic energy. Wear it to parties, pumpkin patches, or just to freak out your coworkers for sport. 😌

😂 Why You’ll Love It:

• Super soft unisex tee — comfy enough for daily wear or dramatic spooky entrances

• Bold horror-style graphic perfect for Halloween or year-round dark humor

• Lightweight, breathable cotton blend

• Available in multiple colors like black (obviously), charcoal, and blood-adjacent red

• Great gag gift for adults who love creepy jokes, sarcasm, and Halloween chaos

🎃 The Vibes:
A little edgy, a little camp, and a whole lot of “I promise I’m fine… probably.” It’s spooky season energy in wearable form — ideal for laying down some playful mischief without saying a word.

✨ Perfect For:

• Halloween parties & haunted house runs

• Horror movie marathons

• Unique spooky season outfits

• Dark humor gift ideas

• That one friend who laughs at inappropriate times